May 2013
31 posts
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
1 tag
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
2 tags
me: i’m gonna study when i get home me: i’ll just study before i go to bed me: i’ll just study in the morning me: i’ll just study on the way to school me: i’ll just study in this class me: i’ll just study in the hall me: i’ll just study before the test me: i’ll just study during the test
psyshocks:
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
April 2013
23 posts
intertnet:
is there a scholarship for trying
1 tag
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
i can’t even articulate the immense jealousy i have of people who are the same age as me yet have a bunch of success in life already
when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
